I have not written much lately and I'm resorting to plagiarism to fill out this blog. This was a customer advertisement on one of those cold storage boards. I have not changed anything except leaving the details and contact of this person out. If you do however, want to take tuition from this person, do let me know.
CUSTOMER ADVERTISEMENT
MANDARIN TUITION
Qualified teacher from I.O.E. Internationally acclaimed for being brilliant, high academic ability, a true bi-linguist, original, creative, beautiful silky-voiced, good dress sense-the stuff of Inspiration. Flawless Hanyu Pinyin, Positive attitude, clear, patient explanation, rich extensive experience, will enhance your learning. Expert knowledge will enhance your career. Eloquent, scintillating, sparkling, dazzling writing and translation will enhance your pride and personality.
She is especially good with expatriates, foreigners, Chinese who are weak in Mandarin.
Please contact xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Note: Menon might need someone like that in the office.
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