10. The Roads are better to drive on.
9. We work longer hours but hey, the girls are better looking.
8. We have R movies. R...
7. A girl in a knee high skirt is Not considered scantily clad in our Fhm.
6.Sneak a bite during the fasting month...its ok.
5. Earn here....pump petrol there. (Simple street on empty tank)
4. At night it's safe, don't be afraid.
3. Most of his cool friends are here.
2. His cool friends don't need to spend a bomb on phone bills.
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1) We have more than 1 mbps.
This post is dedicated to b.menon from all his friends in singapore. No pun was ever intended in this post. All the characters in this here post are purely a work of fiction. There is no Bustaman Menon. He is nothing. He said so himself. Because if he is something, girls would be girls but we all know that brown sugar is sugar. If you are a govt official reading this from across the border, your roads are fine, who needs more than 1 mbps anyway and your Fhm is brilliant.
