Thursday 25 February 2010

There is no way to describe beauty. No way to describe love. It can't be done logically, its not an intellectual excercise. The lines on her face. The smile, the farts and all. We live in an upside down world where something real most of the time cant be seen. There is no way to describe love. You can say all you want and try to put it logically but its a feeling. Always has been always will be. There is nothing to hold on to, nothing solid. We fear because we're diving into the unknown. Inside out, upside down.
Inside out upside down.
Maybe what's real is the opposite of what you think.

Wednesday 24 February 2010

The Ad.

I have not written much lately and I'm resorting to plagiarism to fill out this blog. This was a customer advertisement on one of those cold storage boards. I have not changed anything except leaving the details and contact of this person out. If you do however, want to take tuition from this person, do let me know.

CUSTOMER ADVERTISEMENT

MANDARIN TUITION

Qualified teacher from I.O.E. Internationally acclaimed for being brilliant, high academic ability, a true bi-linguist, original, creative, beautiful silky-voiced, good dress sense-the stuff of Inspiration. Flawless Hanyu Pinyin, Positive attitude, clear, patient explanation, rich extensive experience, will enhance your learning. Expert knowledge will enhance your career. Eloquent, scintillating, sparkling, dazzling writing and translation will enhance your pride and personality.
She is especially good with expatriates, foreigners, Chinese who are weak in Mandarin.

Please contact xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Note: Menon might need someone like that in the office.