Finally

This can be done! I can write anywhere now!

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The continuous eye twitch...

Ive been having the longest eye twitch session since I got back from JB. Must be over 80 hours now. The chinese say that right eye twitching is good, the indians say its not...Speaking of indians,

Hanging out with my malaysian counterpart, B. Menon in JB is always fun. (The chinese new year weekend) He's always an excellent host and I always try to compile some classic "menon-isms" from him. Due to certain legal issues, he will not allow me and my esteemed team of writers to set up a blog entirely devoted to him...with pictures, top quotes and the like.

The B man brought us by accident to a hip place by lido beach, in JB. Happening flea market, excellent DJ on the decks and an interesting art gallery/cafe situated in a colonial style black and white house. Go check out Lost malaya people...its awesome. On second thoughts, dont.
I don't want all you Blardy singaporeans spoiling the quiet, tranquil sactity of the place.

I haven't written in a while, so this is going to be a super short post but I'll leave you with this...
B. Menon on work.
"Hey, I bring my work back home too, its just that I don't do it."
God Bless the unintentional comedian.
Lots of love,
Delfi Esfandi

14th march

Great day, excellent gig. It was absolutely tur tur.

There is no Paisem in wikepedia.

So now it will be Paiselem.
tomato tomaytoh potato potahtoh.

There is no way to describe beauty. No way to describe love. It can't be done logically, its not an intellectual excercise. The lines on her face. The smile, the farts and all. We live in an upside down world where something real most of the time cant be seen. There is no way to describe love. You can say all you want and try to put it logically but its a feeling. Always has been always will be. There is nothing to hold on to, nothing solid. We fear because we're diving into the unknown. Inside out, upside down.
Inside out upside down.
Maybe what's real is the opposite of what you think.

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I have not written much lately and I'm resorting to plagiarism to fill out this blog. This was a customer advertisement on one of those cold storage boards. I have not changed anything except leaving the details and contact of this person out. If you do however, want to take tuition from this person, do let me know.

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Note: Menon might need someone like that in the office.